New Rules for Cats

New Rules for My Cats (Specifically Grimmy):

1. Yes the alarm just went off. It is Friday. I don't have to wake up. I will not be available for petting until it is light outside.

2. Being closed for petting means I am also closed for laying upon from the knees up.

3. My very full bladder counts as above my knees.

4. So do my boobs.

5. Fighting with your brother on my bed is also not allowed.

6. Pretending to not be fighting by licking him sweetly every time I look up will still count as fighting.

I swear, if this cat wasn't an Astros (who are currently playing the *weirdest game ever*) fan, I don't know what I'd go with him.


Btw, C25KW6D1 today. At rush hour (in my burby neighborhood). In the rain. Good times.