Pizza Face

Hey!!! Who put this pizza on my face???

Was it you, lack of artifical estrogen?

Or you, lack of artificial making-me-a-bitch progestin?

Or perhaps you, weekend at the beach?

Don't let me figure out which one of you did this to me. Don't make me hurt you.

I've *never* in my entire life had this many zits. *Sigh*