Which would you choose?
1. Remember to take a pill every day. Be sure you take it at night because it makes you vomit if you are awake. Have cramps several days per month. Cycle for 5 full days per month. Act manic-depressive: be laughing one minute and crying the next. Cry at least once per day. Feel dead inside. Don't use a condom when you have sex, but have no sex drive.
OR
2. Don't take a pill every day. Have no cramps. Cycle for ONE DAY and spot for 3. Act like a normal person. Cry only when you are hurt or sad (read: once a month, tops). Have a sex drive. Use condoms.
Where have my own hormones been for the past 8 years?? WTF was I thinking when I got on the pill? Seriously. Never again.
Ran 32 minutes this morning. 3 miles, maybe? Felt a bit slow, but got it done.
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