Kalla

Actual conversation between Preston and his co-worker:

CW: Mega lame. Kalla.

P: Mwahahaha. Rebar fool. In the middle.

CW: Move it over.

P: Perhaps. Just a minute.

CW: Hurry up mufuka! Ur kalla me!

P: This program kalla me big time. It won't even shut down now. It's just frozen.

CW: Mega kalla moonstar!

P: That comatorium album is super killer isn't it?

CW: So far yup! Haven't listened to it all but super mega kalla soooooo far!

P: It loses my attention at the end but it's almost all mega kalla. Like controlled mayhem.

CW: I would love to listen to them on lsd! Scare the shit out of me walk on the blade you know? No attention needed just close ur eyes and kalla! I'm out there meow! U don't know this.

I can't make this shit up.